Dear Cyclops: I know it was you...
Gabrielle tipped me off….she saw you in her minds eye in the drivers seat with your tell tale shades and cheese ball smirk. All the attention I was giving Wolverine made you jealous, you are always so jealous of Wolverine. First Jean Grey…then me. I am happily married you know. Cyclops, you need therapy...talk about your feelings and stuff. This is bordering on stalking, and if this continues I will have to tell Professor X.
Kimdianna Jones
PS: On a lighter note, my stitches were removed yesterday and it no longer looks like I have a goatee and/or chocolate pudding on my chin….
Kimdianna Jones
PS: On a lighter note, my stitches were removed yesterday and it no longer looks like I have a goatee and/or chocolate pudding on my chin….
posted by Tymkehl @ 7:58 a.m.
3 Comments:
That wasn't chocolate pudding???
Cyclops, you total ass, Professor X already knows! Kimdianna doesn't even have to tell him. He saw you on the viewscreen. Worf activated it and... wait... I mean, he saw you in that big round room where he sits on the end of the plank and conjures people and stuff. Okay, I don't get your X-people at all but the point is that your days of running down innocent (and beautiful) archaeologists are numbered, you two-eyed one-named freak!
Also, I should warn you that Kimdianna has a secret mutant identity too. By night she's a slayer. I know because I'm a vampire. (We have a truce - it's a long story.) And since Buffy didn't stick solely to ass-kicking vamps, I don't think Kimdianna needs to either. You are so toast, cheeseball!
Mmmm, chocolate...
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